Brunch of champions.
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
You don’t…You don’t just say that….Why would you say that…? :’(
This is the kind of thing that really makes me sad. Just because some people like to give you a hard time and you aren’t as well known or your art isn’t as ‘good’ as a well known artist that doesn’t mean you should give up. As someone who couldn’t even get commissions to keep herself from going without food I think I can say that most people honestly don’t generally care about you or what you draw or how much you improve so don’t draw for anyone but yourself. I was so excited when I heard that tumblr was a welcoming place to make friends. Guess what? When I desperately needed help and not even my family could help me only two people who I know outside of tumblr helped me. I have a grand total of 4-5 people who actually look at what I draw without me personally showing it to them and that made me want to give up, too…but I have someone who wouldn’t let me do that and I am very thankful for him because art is my outlet. When everything else is going to hell I can still make something someone might think is really good even if I only see the flaws. Don’t give up, Aura, you are strong enough to work through the frustration and random hate from people who don’t even take the time to talk to you and I know if you really want to you can keep practicing and keep getting better. :3
I pulled my baby out of the closet and started playing him again today. <3
He’s a 5/4 size Johannes Köhr viola made in 2005
Ask it please. :)
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
OMG CAN I JUST COPY THIS LIST AND SAVE YOU A TRIP TO THIS SITE
- Satan scepter
- God’s pinky finger
- Twiddle rompus
- Twaddle stick
- Flesh sword
- Rod of life
- DNA rifle
- Colorado spitting viper
- Master dangle
- Tadpole torpedo
- Life muscle
- Fleshy Roman spear
- Sin stick
- Johnson’s little fishing buddy
- Love lure
- Dwaddle vein
- Zulu chucking spear (this is for black people)
- Sin snake
- Squirt dart
- Malt-worm
- Puking flesh weasel
- Unmuzzled wagtail
- Beefy apple-Johnny
- Moses’ staff
- Pommel horse
- Fat-kidney bean
- God’s harpoon
- Tickle dangus
- Danish dizzy eye
- Henry’s knob
- Temptation wand
- Mister Thomas
- Roman pike
- Baker’s rolling pin
- Satan’s shovel
- Micheal’s short arm
- Secret lollipop
- Trap-stick
- Demon capped hankle (for non-circumcised males)
- Magic tobacco pipe
- Pan’s flute
- Cupid’s arrow
- Vaginal plug
- Venus ruler
- Oozing whistle
- Meat banana
- Gobble missile
- Tangy tart trombone
- City slicker
- Musky man candy
- Drizzle spout
OMG THEY HAVE ONES FOR VAGINAS TOO
- Puff Pillow
- Fish Cave
- Baby Door
- Eve’s Tunnel
- Satan’s Doorbell (Clitoral muscle)
- Reverse Blowhole
- Skin Wand Scarf
- Egg Crate
- Bullet Wound
- Sin Flower
- Moist Camel Hump
- Harpy Nest
- Canker Blossom
- Silk Barnacle
- Flap Dragon
- Clapper Claw
- Birth Cavern
- Flesh Wrap
- DNA Catcher
- Frothy Creek
- Satan’s Trap
- Sin Muscle
- Folded Flesh Leaf
- Harpoon Target
- Slurpin’ Salmon
- Devil’s Fun Slide
- Ovary Hallway
- Whispering Eye
- Secret Fish Forest
- Cat in The Hat
- Sin Sliver
- Devil Sponge
- Baby Portal
- Warm Potato
- Snake Trap
- Blood Sewer
- Twaddle Dandy
- Magic Crepe
- Satan’s Rose Bud
- Clack-dish
- Neighbor of Anus
- Pink Jello Box
- Rank Weasel
- Stripped Monkey
- Front Business
- Man’s Gift
- Wizard Sleeve
- The Liquid Slip
- Fleshy Fault Line
- Pink Velveeta Shell
OMG LMAO DYING
BOLDED MY FAVORITES
SIN MUSCLE
I italisized my faves
and I’m forever using Satans Doorbell
You’ve activated my Trap-stick
